Monday, October 21, 2013

CPSU Athletics: New Tournament begins

Hello virtual sports fans and welcome to another CPSU Athletics tournament. Now you may be wondering what the image here of James Bond in the movie The Spy Who Loved Me has to do with the upcoming tournament. Well I had so much fun making everyone work so hard at guessing the last tournament that I decided to indulge myself yet again. So be prepared folks, because I'm going to be dropping hints. Now if you're a super-smart intelligent genius person, you may even figure it out before the end of the day.

First off I'd like to let you know that the vain undermining efforts of our CPS arch-nemesis; Michael Bolton, have been subverted. This time as many master ninja's as would like can now enter the tournament without the fear of being dropped after the first 32.
He was NOT happy about it.
With his evil plans thwarted, Mr. Bolton has retreated to his lair and now plots new ways in which to subvert our happiness. But enough about this simpering minion of darkness. He's not worth our time, even if he said he loved us, he lied.

As with our last one this will be open to our Utah and Kentucky Distribution Centers as well. So did you figure it out yet? Come on I dropped hints... Oh uh, actually never mind I guess I didn't. Here's a listing of this sport as it is sometimes called in other countries:

Germany - Aqua Scooting
England - Power Cruising
Japan - Wet Biking
United Arab Emirates - Jet Skiing

The ambiguous event, which I know you'll have a hard time guessing, will take place Halloween day Oct. 31st. Registration is open now, you can fill out your brackets on the 30th

Yep, pretty proud of myself on this one.



3 comments:

  1. I'm a big fan of the Bolt.

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  2. "even if he said he loved us, he lied." That made me LOL! :) I need training on how I can sign up :)

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    1. on the SAM dashboard go to CPSU Athletics > Tournaments > Register

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