The first metaphor I would like to share with you is this:
Time clock adjustments are popsicles on a hot summer day. They sound great but are incredibly messy, sticky, and unhealthy. (Look at all the fun you can have with metaphors.)
Seth Radford is a unicorn stuck in Time Square playing baseball with the government. The New Guy from Middleton is in charge of Time Clock Adjustments and Insurance! I'll break it down for you. The Unicorn is a dead giveaway about where the new guy is from: Middleton - Timesquare = Is now in charge of time clocks - like all baseball players, will make the necessary adjustments - and the last one I won't go into detail on because it is so obvious.
See how this works - this next one I leave for you to interpret!
Sales Team Members are pacifists before a spread of oranges and lemon pepper! The most accurate interpretation gets a $10.00 Movie Card!
VERY IMPORTANT - All emails for time clock adjustments go to Seth Radford @ seth.r@conpak.net starting immediately if not sooner.
Justin and Jeff don't like Floridian spice customers.
ReplyDeleteCurtis is a sucker for orange/lemon pepper smoothies, and very few vendors, nor anyone for that matter knows this; so when vendors make errors, they make it up to Curtis by giving him the ability to make this sweet delightful beverage of his choice, on the rocks.
ReplyDeleteThe Sales team are at peace when they are able to indulge in the chicken delicacies of Panda Express.
ReplyDeletevery nice 1
DeleteThey believe in absolute opposition to fighting, even to the point of allowing self-harm rather than a resort to violent resistance.. and they practice community of goods. He borrows from her and she takes from him. Hopefully it all works out in the end. (Hey, I can make up whatever to get the gift card, right?)
ReplyDeleteYou see, I told you there were unicorns in Middleton...
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