Who is hairy, scary, and more than a little annoying? Stephen Post in Movember!
Who is affable, laughable, and alarmingly loud? Curtis Crosgrove - all the time!
This is so fun - lets do a couple of more.
Who is angry, shmangry, and likes the color pink? Oh - that is just too easy! Justin of course!
Who is buff, tough, and all kinds of cool? I really need to make these harder. That would be me, naturally!
Oh - did you say RAFFLE me this? Ooops - I took this train down the wrong track. But since we traveled this far, we might as well see where this train leads. A gift card to whomever can come up with the cleverest of riddles, as determined by the "Riddle Cleverness Panel" that has been constructed specifically for this contest. From this point forward the panel will be referred to as RCP. Just a reminder, cleverness is not blatantly mean - keep it nice, unless you are riddling about Bob.
So back to the raffle. Sorry for veering off course.
What brings high anticipation, perhaps some perspiration, and is highly entertaining? The CPS Christmas Raffle!
It is raffle time which means the module under your human resource tab, labeled Christmas Raffle, is ready for you to use. Please take the time before December 11th to select any of the gifts you are interested in. Everybody will be interested in the gift cards because I had IT program it that way. So even if you aren't interested - you are! Now isn't that interesting?
For those of you who our new to are Christmas Raffle, we will be seeing the results at our Christmas Party on December 21st. Merry Christmas and happy raffle. Good luck!
Stephen Post being "hairy, scary, and more than a little annoying" has nothing to do with Movember.
ReplyDeleteRiddle: What is the difference between the words "our" and "are". See last paragraph as I'm really confused (but that's not too hard to do)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely does not win cleverest!
DeleteHowever it's a contender for most accurate
DeleteEveryone,
ReplyDeleteForget about Disney Land and go for the iPad. I'm undefeated in CPS Christmas raffles.
Didn't they tell you .... you are exempt from the large gifts this year! :P
DeleteMatt Lamm, I think it's only fair that you let everyone know that this thing is weighted to favor past raffle winners. Since you came in 2nd last year, you and I have the best odds of going to Disney Land. Actually, I feel some sort deal brewing between the two of us... Do you like Tea Cups or Thunder Mountain better?
DeleteNo, Blake. I do not want to go to Disneyland with you.
DeleteIsn't it enough that you went to Hawaii this year Blake? Let the rest of us have a chance...Click Not Interested on the trip!!!
DeleteBlake- hush up! I'll fight you. I got this. So just sit back and keep pouting.
ReplyDelete:)
Who is happy, takes a nappy, and once set himself on fire with a heat gun?
ReplyDeleteGalan Merrill
DeleteNegative points for answering your own riddle.
DeleteRiddle - Roses are red, violets are blue, I am going to Disneyland and if you pay me enough money, I just might take you!
ReplyDeleteRoses are red violets are blue some rhymes rhyme,
ReplyDeletebut this one doesn't.
I am a writer, not a fighter
ReplyDeleteI hunger but am not a game
I wish my life to be content
while earning more than a cent
I want to make my life worthwhile
but hang out around a bunch of whiners
Who am I??
Julie, you misspelled winners.
DeleteKayla?
DeleteBen-jamin?
DeleteRoses are mean, violets make me SCREAM. If i don't win the trip i will turn GREEN. No.. not the Grinch but the hulk.. and i will turn you into Garden Mulch.
ReplyDeletehahahaha bubba i love you :)
ReplyDeleteWe answer the calls with finesse and flair.
ReplyDeleteWe pack the boxes with great care.
Some of us are bald.
While others have hair.
We really enjoy listening to a good song.
But one of us likes Buble' which is just wrong.
You may think you know the answer to which I query.
But unless you think small the truth will remain bleary.
I am a liker of Buble and I am woman enough to claim it.
DeleteMaybe that person who doesn't like Buble' is "Lost" because they "Haven't Met You Yet" on their way "Home" where "Me and Mrs. Jones" live.
DeleteHere's the best I could do:
ReplyDelete1. Who scored perfect on their ACT’s, likes to hug trees, and looks like the lead singer from Metallica?
2. Who owns a new puppy, has a husband that's real buffy, and has hair that changes randomly from curly to straight and red to blonde?
3. Who is super friendly and nice, sells the most spice, and beats up on Stephen Post?
4. Who lives on a farm, slaughters pigs out by the barn, and got his entire team to stop drinking soda and energy drinks?
Speaking of Movember:
ReplyDeleteI mustache you a question...but I'll shave it for later (that one's for you, Rinker)
Riddle: He can shave it off 20 times a day and still have a mustache.
Who am I?
Santa Clause!
DeleteVery punny, Heidi!
DeleteA container without hinges, key, or lid;
ReplyDeleteYet a golden treasure packaged inside is hid.
continued...
DeleteBelow its maker, it was formed
Near our old warehouse it adorned.
After reading Matt C's riddle I feel like Nicholas Cage in National Treasure! Now I just need to figure out what he is talking about LOL!
DeleteI agree Jana... I told him he's going to win and we will have to start calling him "The Riddler" !
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVW6SH2bjYQ
DeleteIt's an egg and it refers to Merrill's egg farm. Booyah Grandma.
DeleteI think Matt wins even though I have no idea what the answer is. The RCP has spoken. Matt Campbell is the winner. Julie C. gets honorable mention but I would like to know the correct answer on that too. So everyone give your answers.
ReplyDeleteThis is Kayla! Blog writer, Honey Games Calender poster child and Sales Support for.. well, everyone knows who :)
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